Where Do I Even Begin?

You've got to get used to India. You can read about it all you want and glean information from friends who've been there, you can research it until you feel you know it like an old friend, you can compile your lists of places to go and things to see, make notes of potential scams [...]

So Far, So Good

Ok. Fine. I admit it. Lemon, ginger and honey tea appears to be just as good at fighting cold and flu symptoms as pseudoephedrine. There, I said it. I draw the line at wearing brightly coloured woollens and stinking the place out with patchouli incense though, I'm not that much of a fucking hippy yet. [...]