The National Park-A-Thon Begins

The first national park we decided to check out for our ten day Sarawak NP Extravaganza was Kubah, home of palms and frogs apparently, which left us in no doubt on what to expect. We figured we might as well throw ourselves right into a trail or two as soon as we got to there, [...]

What’s Cooking In Kuching?

I fucking hate cooking and cooking hates me. We used to have this death-oven that served as the gateway to hell itself if the jacket potatoes I tried cooking to Google's specification are anything to go by. I ended up with a flat full of smoke and two black cannonballs instead of two perfectly baked [...]

Out And About Outside Of Kuching

There are a metric fuck tonne of stuff and things to apply liberally to your eyeholes around Kuching and we'd rented a scooter to go and do just that. There are a couple of caves they reckon are about a half hour drive from the city but try telling that to our scooter. It took [...]

Longhouse Touring In Kapit

The express boat that runs between Belaga and Kapit is apparently nicknamed the flying coffin on account of its long, thin shape and not because it causes slow death to every single one of your nerve endings with its brutal air conditioning. They do leave the door open though so you're free to wander out [...]

Getting From Bintulu To Belaga

You've got to get a 4WD into Belaga if you're heading in from Bintulu, you need to be a little bit time rich and there's no other option, fourby is where it's at. I searched all over the Interwebs to try and find out exactly where we could locate one of these elusive vehicles but [...]

Leech-Free Strolling At Similajau

Similajau is a nice place to just chill the fuck out. Yes, there's a hiking trail, there's always a hiking trail, but the accommodation is a very short shuffle to the beach where you can watch the sunset for as long as you can stand the sandflies. Fucking sandflies. I hate them. As if sand [...]

To The Bat Cave

So you could probably see Niah National Park in a day trip from Miri but we were heading this way anyway so we figured we'd just go there and stay overnight. It turns out it's ridiculously easy to book accommodation at Sarawak's national parks, there's a website, you can just use that to reserve anything [...]