I’ve been learning how to pronounce Montenegrin place names by simply wildly mispronouncing them in front of Montenegrins. This isn’t deliberate — I’m not trying to be disrespectful — it just so happens that my best guess is usually laughably inaccurate. So far people have just been gently correcting me with a smile and I learn a new thing. Yay. So Plužine, it turns out, is more of a Ploo-zheen-eh and not the Ploo-zeen I’d been going for. That little upside-down hat over the z changes everything it seems. It’s like the s in “measure”. Anyway. We would not be leaving Plužine today. I wouldn’t be driving anywhere. We would simply be pottering around the actually very lovely town and applying the lake liberally to our eyeholes.

Actually if we’re being pedantic it’s a reservoir. The Piva Canyon was flooded in 1975 when the Mratinje Dam was built to harness hydroelectric power. The original town of Plužine was flooded, the monastery was relocated, and the modern town of Plužine was built where it is now on the edge of an artificial lake that looks like it’s always belonged here. The Done Thing™ is to take a boat cruise out onto the lake and we did consider it but honestly? We found a little place calling itself the Hook Beach Bar and decided that we had a perfectly good view of the lake from here, thank you very much. We went and had some breakfast at a place called Restoran Sočica, pottered around town for a bit, found one single place selling souvenirs and relieved them of a magnet, then headed to the beach bar to spend the day drinking beer and gawping at Lake Piva.

I had thought about going for a swim but we put our feet in and to be honest I could quite happily not freeze to death today. The beach itself is a grey gravel affair which is fine but again; there’s a bar. It has tables and chairs and tasty cold motor impairment beverages. If they served food too they’d never get rid of us. We were very happy there just whiling away the hours. There’s not much else to do in the town really. It’s very quiet which was perhaps on account of it being September. There were some new-looking wooden kiosks with signage advertising food and souvenirs but they weren’t open, and they lined an equally new-looking park. That along with the boats lining the water’s edge was the only glaring tourist infrastructure really. Oh, and there’s a zipline at the top of the town because of course there is. Montenegro adores a zipline.

We returned to Restoran Sočica for dinner because they had something called ispod sača which means “under the bell”. It’s where they cook some manner of dead thing under a metal dome so it’s slowly baked and stays tender and juicy and delicious. I had my little heart set on trying it. So it was… fine. It was indeed tender and juicy but I don’t know. It lacked something. I will admit that aside from ćevapi I’ve not been super impressed with Montenegrin food and could probably do with eating something that wasn’t meat and/or cheese in the near future before my digestive system rebelled and seized up and I had to be professionally flushed out by a man with a hosepipe.

I’m actually really pleased that the Fates intervened and we ended up with a full day in this beautiful place. We finished up with a beer in the bar we’d gone to last night, Bar Galija, for fizzy hop water with a view then headed back to the apartment for some of that delicious honey liver-rot and an early night. We planned to be up at stupid o’ clock tomorrow for a very big, long drive south.
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Plužine, Plužine, Montenegro
Stayed at: Lake City Apartment, Plužine

Useful shit to know…
- Should you feel like going on a boat trip you can ask about them in Hook Beach Bar. It’s €25 per person if there’s two of you and gets cheaper the more humans there are.
- Or you’ll see signs up advertising boat cruises. You’ll find one, don’t worry.
- Restoran Sočica does all manner of Montenegrin food. If you wanted something else we walked past Zvono and it looked really good.
- The only place we could find souvenirs was the tourist information shop at the top of the town near the petrol station.