Down The Mines

There isn't a huge amount to do in Potosí but it's definitely worth wrapping your eyeholes around for a couple of nights. Even just one night if you fancied. The main draw here is the tour of the mines, you could stay the night, get on a morning tour, then bugger off in the afternoon [...]

Salar De Uyuni Tour Day 4

Since I became a postie I'm much better at getting up at hours even the sparrows would raise an eyebrow at. The trick is to actually go to bed at a reasonable hour rather than cruising through on three hours sleep and expecting to function without drooling on your own shoes. The wine helped. It [...]

Salar De Uyuni Tour Day 3

Shitting hell, it was a lot colder today than it had been. Actually the whole trip had been warmer than the last time I did this tour. Last time I remember wearing all of my clothes to bed and burying myself under layers of blankets to avoid freezing to death. This time I was in [...]

Salar De Uyuni Tour Day 2

It took a while to get to sleep last night. I'm obviously blaming the altitude because I blame it for fucking everything. I'm not out of breath tying my shoelaces because I'm too fat for my trousers. It's the altitude. Definitely spilt that beer all over myself because of the altitude. You can blame it [...]

Salar De Uyuni Tour Day 1

It wasn't a terrifyingly early start this morning, we had to be at the tour office at 7.30am which isn't too hideous. I'd even stopped drooling. Unfortunately the first thing they did was tell us that one of the other two people on the tour couldn't make it as she was really ill and because [...]

A Bit Too Long In Tupiza

We're in Bolivia! Woo! The border crossing was relatively straightforward albeit loooong. Two bastard hours we stood in a queue for as one single human being processed everyone crossing into Bolivia that day. Also we've no idea how long we're allowed to stay for as there's nothing on the stamp to tell us and we [...]

Tupiza To Uyuni Salt Flats Tour

Finally, a tour that didn't leave traumatically early. I wasn't brutally forced from my bed at some god awful hour usually reserved for staying up until, not getting up at. The sun had risen, my basic motor functions had kicked in, the drooling had ceased and I was capable of forming vaguely coherent sentences by [...]

And You Thought Your Job Was Shit

We were down there for over an hour before we emerged, a bunch of sweating, gasping messes, congratulating each other for handling the claustrophobia fabulously in the parts where dragging ourselves along on knees and elbows was necessary, wiping the moisture from our brows with the bandannas we'd purchased to wear over our mouths to [...]

Welcome To The Jungle

Welcome to the jungle, we got fun 'n' games. Dah dah dah dah something something dah dah dah dah jungle, welcome to the jungle… But first you gotta get there. In order to get to Rurrenabaque, the gateway to Bolivia's share of the Amazon Jungle you will need the following items: Regular jungle companion. Transport. [...]