Since I became a postie I'm much better at getting up at hours even the sparrows would raise an eyebrow at. The trick is to actually go to bed at a reasonable hour rather than cruising through on three hours sleep and expecting to function without drooling on your own shoes. The wine helped. It [...]
Shitting hell, it was a lot colder today than it had been. Actually the whole trip had been warmer than the last time I did this tour. Last time I remember wearing all of my clothes to bed and burying myself under layers of blankets to avoid freezing to death. This time I was in [...]
It took a while to get to sleep last night. I'm obviously blaming the altitude because I blame it for fucking everything. I'm not out of breath tying my shoelaces because I'm too fat for my trousers. It's the altitude. Definitely spilt that beer all over myself because of the altitude. You can blame it [...]
It wasn't a terrifyingly early start this morning, we had to be at the tour office at 7.30am which isn't too hideous. I'd even stopped drooling. Unfortunately the first thing they did was tell us that one of the other two people on the tour couldn't make it as she was really ill and because [...]
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