Huge fuck off great big tortoises are a thing that exist here in The Seychelles. They're commonly kept as pets which is amazing as long as they're treated properly. We were told that back in the day anyone could have one but there ended up bring so much mistreatment with these beautiful animals being kept [...]
Everywhere you look in The Seychelles you'll see images of a coconut that looks suspiciously like a massive arse. It's the nut of the Coco De Mer which only grows naturally in two places in the world; the islands of Curieuse and Praslin. Yeah okay they are grown elsewhere these days, but if you're going [...]
You wouldn't think someone with an aversion to sand would throw obnoxious quantities of cash at a beach holiday would you. I hate the tiny particles of evil but I know from experience that as long as I have access to a shower, give me a couple days and I get over myself and start [...]
We'd accidentally booked Business Class. I say accidentally, we'd started checking out flight prices to the Seychelles once we decided that we weren't going to finish the hike and did some serious soul (and savings) searching after we saw the price of the return flights for the dates we wanted. Anywhere between £1400 if you [...]
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