Copán Ruinas

Guys, I have so many Mayan facts to dump on you. We got to Copán Ruinas in Honduras from Santa Ana in El Salvador with a series of six public buses and colectivos which was long, hot and boring but ultimately a piece of piss and all the details are below. But! We are here [...]

Adventures Around Santa Ana

Tazumal Ruins We hopped on a bus to Chalchuapa to put some more Mayan ruins in our eyeholes. The last pyramid we saw was cool but it left us with questions. I could Google the answers of course but I'm a fan of getting the information from the source. We rocked up to Tazumal and [...]

Ten Amazing Waterfalls

We've not seen a lot of water gushing spectacularly over a rock face recently which is one of the downsides to mincing around the Tropics right at the end of the dry season. Actually it's meant to be the start of the rainy season now but I believe it's been a lot dryer than usual, [...]

Ruta De Las Flores

We decided to plonk ourselves slap bang on the Ruta de las Flores for no other reason than we'd be closer to the food. There aren't any flowers at this time of year which is the main draw of the Ruta de las Flores, obviously, but Juayúa still have their mini food festival every weekend [...]

A Surprising Gem Of A Place

We weren't going to come to Suchitoto, it wasn't on our radar until a few people in a Facebook group mentioned it was pretty and we had a couple of spare nights to use up. Why the fuck not, hey? San Salvador saw us off with a light rain which continued all the way to [...]

Just A Couple Of Day Trips

You sort of get used to volcanos looming over towns and cities in Central America, you start to expect it. If a fuck off big cone doesn't adorn the skyline you wonder what's missing. I'm still not bored of murder mountains though and I'm not sure I ever will be but I don't feel the [...]

San Salvador Fact Dump

We had to cross a tiny section of Honduras to get from Nicaragua to El Salvador so that was a sweaty, multi-bus mission but Honduras immigration was fun. We were greeted by a lovely chap who spoke English and our passports were flicked through by officials. Then they started laughing and showing my passport around. [...]

Six Hours In The Somoto Canyon

People usually day trip the Somoto Canyon from Estelí but it's spitting distance to the border with Honduras (so close my phone network couldn't decide if we were in Nicaragua or Honduras and kept sending roaming texts) so it just made more sense for us to pack our shit up and stay for a couple [...]

Cigar Capital Of Nicaragua

Estelí isn't going to blow your box apart. It's not an awful place to be, it's just not the most inspiring place either. If you're one of these people that gets a kick out of being one of so few tourists in town you think you're the only tourist in town you're going to love [...]

Escape To Nature

I'd struggled to find a lot of information on how to get to the various areas in the Miraflor Nature Reserve. The Lonely Planet, increasingly a source of useless bullshit, insisted that accommodation should be booked through Treehuggers. Of course the Treehuggers website wholeheartedly agreed with them and all my research kept bringing me back [...]