The Closest Thing To Paradise

Fuck it. I'm staying here forever. I'm in love with The Tip Of Borneo and I never want to leave. It's one of those places that you have to get to before it goes the way of Lands End with a hideous visitor centre. It's already developing but right now it still has that middle [...]

Beaches Of Siquijor

Weeeellll yesterday was the write off it absolutely deserved to be. I was tempted to chuck several of my internal organs into the pool at the balete tree just to have the fish give them a good clean. I swear I can still hear my liver gently weeping. Friday night at Czars is the biggest [...]

A Little Slice Of Awesome

I don't usually go in for beach holidays, partially on account of the fact I get bored easily and sprawling across a sarong whilst my tender, English flesh slow roasts to an unrecognisable crisp isn't my idea of fun. But mainly, it's sand. I fucking hate sand. Sand is way too keen to get into [...]