Hairy Walking Attitude Problems

So last night was a bit fucking cold, wasn't it?! I'd rugged up in woolly socks, a singlet, base layer, shirt, hoody, scarf and a thermal sleeping bag liner underneath my thick blanket and I still felt like my snot was freezing inside my nostrils. I'd even cocooned inside the blanket after abandoning the idea [...]

Into The Desert

Everyone knows that banana was put on this earth to complement chocolate. As we sat outside Sahara Travels waiting for our trek to start I inserted the banana chocolate pie I'd bought from a German bakery the evening before into my facehole and relished every single bite. Breakfast of champions, washed down with a chai. [...]

Desert Oasis

Think of a refreshing lagoon nestled between endless sand dunes. Think of blue skies and sunshine and sipping cold beer in the heat. Think of palm trees and pedal boats and people splashing around in the water. Think chaffing every time the wind blows and whips up the perpetual layer of sand that coats everything. [...]