Antarctica Days 9, 10 & 11

Day 9 Well today was an absolute write off. The tablets I'm taking for seasickness absolutely floor me. I actually take them for overnight bus rides because firstly they let me read on the bus without risking pebble dashing the seat in front of me with my partially digested dinner, but they also ease me [...]

Antarctica Day 8

One of the optional extras you can book is camping on the shore which I'm sure is a pretty fucking amazing experience if freezing to death is high on your bucket list, but conditions have to be right. They'd tried early on in the trip and last night they'd tried again but it had started [...]

Antarctica Day 7

Okay so firstly I need to address the exceptional housekeeping on this ship. You'd kind of expect your room to be refreshed once a day if you were feeling a little bit fancy, right? The housekeeper comes in in the morning once you're up and about and do the usual. They make your bed, put [...]

Antarctica Day 6

Today we'd be heading into the Lemaire Channel which at its narrowest point is about 75 metres and full of icebergs. Mario woke us up over the PA at 7am and we stumbled up to the dining room for breakfast. Wonder if I can pay Mario to record me a personalised wake up alarm for [...]

Antarctica Day 5

We were jolted awake at 6.30am by the dulcet tones of Mario over the PA welcoming us to the day. Jesus fucking Christ, Mario! A bit of warning would have been nice! We'd set an alarm for 7.30, I'd gotten up for a wee at about quarter past six all smug that we still had [...]