Rafting The Padas River

I like rafting but I don't like rafting enough to be picked up from my hotel at five fucking twenty in the morning to travel for a million hours to a river that I'll only be spending about ninety minutes on. In order to avoid this we travelled to a little town called Beaufort, which [...]

Big, Orange Monkey Balls

Getting to Sepilok from Kinabalu National Park involves sitting outside the park in the hope that some manner of transportation heading through to Sandakan has space for you. We flagged a bus which was full but we were happy to sit on the floor and they were happy to let us and about four hours [...]